[felixlyons]

Every day, 1966 by Rene Magritte

[your-local-bi]

Just Trying To Blend In With My Green Screen, 2018 by Jenna Marbles

[witchella]

Everyone, meet my jar of jars. His name is Jar Jar.

[lethalbutterfly]

When you shake it, jar jar clinks.

[sophfandoms53]

CHOKING

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[imlizy]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[youlovetoseeit]

Dead

[awwcutepets]

Let him in!! LET HIM INN!

[santmagdalene]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain: